Iced Muffins

Sooo.... What is the difference, really, between muffins and cupcakes... Really the only one is that a cupcake is iced... so if you had a cupcake for breakfast you could say I had an iced muffin so you dont sound so unhealthy. One day I will make iced muffins from a muffin mix/recipe (I dont like to use mixes, from scratch is so much yummier!!!) and call the iced muffins. Then, some ungrateful sma...rt alek is going to say, "Isnt that a cupcake?!?!?" and reply I shall in such a manner as, "NO!! I USED A MUFFIN RECIPE!!!" ..... But then again... what is a muffin even... Its like what is a hat... an accessory that you wear on your head? Then from now on, wear socks on your head and call them hats and wear top hats on your feet and call them socks. And use iced muffins to keep you ears warm when the cold season comes.

Appearently the difference is that muffins are more like bread, and cupcakes are more like cakes. Well then. I have no words. ~.~